Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The Qur’an is a very good and useful book

Sina was wrong. The Qur’an is a very good and useful book

Reposting

Ibn Kammuna & Ibrahim


  1. If you have young children, we recommend giving them papers of the Qur’an to tear it apart. Kids like taking papers and tearing them apart. What is better than the Qur’an for this purpose?

  2. The papers of the Qur’an can be used to make flying kites for children. One can also use such papers to teach his/her children how to make kites.
  3. Another useful point to mention here is that there is a need to consume as many free Qur’ans as possible. This will take money away from Islamic governments and agencies giving them fewer resources to use for Jihadi activities. This is also a good by-product of our keen promotion of the Qur’an as a good and useful book.

  4. We think the hard covers of the Qur’an can have multiple useful uses. Here are some examples: cup holder, separation markers between papers or folders, cleaning shoes from mud and dirt, Frisbee .. etc.

  5. Ladies this is for you especially if you are working from home. Get a bunch of hardbound copies of the Qur’an and use them as step ladders. This way you won’t have to invest in buying one.

  6. We know for certain that if properly cut into pieces we could make a nice Arabic Mural or doormat out of the Quran.
  7. Tearing pages from the Quran and pasting them on the roads will keep your neighborhood free of Muslims, who would never dare to drive over Allah’s word.

We have already got our free copies of the Quran. If you haven’t gotten one, rush to the Saudi Embassy to get yours?