Sunday, May 2, 2010

VivekaJyoti: INDIAN: Can I die now?? Ans: Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!

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    • Tax Structure in India.... Funny But True...

      Question 1: What are you doing?
      Ans.: Business.
      Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

      Question 2: What are you doing in Business?
      Ans.: Selling the Goods.
      Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!

      Question 3: From where are you getting Goods?
      Ans. : From other State/Abroad
      Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
    • Question 19.: Any Additional Tax?
      Ans.: Yes
      Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

      Question 20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
      Ans. Yes
      Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

      21) INDIAN : Can I die now??
      Ans :: Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax !!!

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