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The New Age Bard: WHY ME EVEN IF MY NAME IS KHAN!!!! KING KHAN ON HIS KHAOTIC ORDEAL AT NEWARK
- US CUSTOMS OFFICER – OK Mate, can I have your name please?
SRK- I am known by many names – Baadshah, King Khan, SRK, Baazigar…
US CUSTOMS OFFICER – Sir, do you have passports for all these names? Please come aside. We need to talk.
SRK (a bit irritated)- I think you do not know who I am.
US CUSTOMS OFFICER – Of course, you are Baadshah King Khan SRK and Baazigar. Please come into this room (indicating towards the direction).
SRK – Stretching his arms wide across (his trade mark style), he he hehe… you are making a big mistake. I am an actor from India and a damn well known one at that.
US CUSTOMS OFFICER – Yes of course, we know that. Your passport says that your profession is ACTING. Can I ask you when the last time you ever ACTED on screen was? (this was the strange and embarrassing question!!!)
SRK – Well, I just had a big release and a big hit called Rab Ne Banaayi Jodi.
CUSTOMS – That’s a lie. The movie was horrible. You were horrible. The female in the movie was horrible. You are not answering our questions honestly, Mr. Khan. - US CUSTOMS OFFICER – OK Mate, can I have your name please?
SRK- I am known by many names – Baadshah, King Khan, SRK, Baazigar…
US CUSTOMS OFFICER – Sir, do you have passports for all these names? Please come aside. We need to talk.
SRK (a bit irritated)- I think you do not know who I am.
US CUSTOMS OFFICER – Of course, you are Baadshah King Khan SRK and Baazigar. Please come into this room (indicating towards the direction).
SRK – Stretching his arms wide across (his trade mark style), he he hehe… you are making a big mistake. I am an actor from India and a damn well known one at that.
US CUSTOMS OFFICER – Yes of course, we know that. Your passport says that your profession is ACTING. Can I ask you when the last time you ever ACTED on screen was? (this was the strange and embarrassing question!!!)
SRK – Well, I just had a big release and a big hit called Rab Ne Banaayi Jodi.
CUSTOMS – That’s a lie. The movie was horrible. You were horrible. The female in the movie was horrible. You are not answering our questions honestly, Mr. Khan.
SRK – This is damn embarrassing!!! How dare you insult my acting skills!!!! I am not going to take this lightly. - SRK- You guys are making me lose my patience. I am tensed and irritated. It’s been more than 2 hours of grilling.
CUSTOMS – I think you are mistaken sir!!! You are inside this room for precisely 60 minutes now and you will be ushered out in next 5 mins.
SRK – Dude, you are wearing a lousy Chinese Casio watch. I am wearing a Tag Heuer. I am the brand ambassador for this watch. Do not doubt the time on my watch.
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Sunday, August 30, 2009
The New Age Bard: WHY ME EVEN IF MY NAME IS KHAN!!!! KING KHAN ON HIS KHAOTIC ORDEAL AT NEWARK
